Why my day job is hard...

One of the reasons my real life job is so hard is because of emails like this.  I have changed names to make sure I do not get into trouble but nothing else has been changed.  I was cleaning my inbox at work and cam upon this gem...

Original email-

Message body

Ms. Teacher;

        S.W came home today (1 Oct) and said that you gave her a zero for
 the following homework assignments--Light Foldable and Light Scavenger Hunt, 
after she turned these assignments in to Olivia—the paper picker-upper.  
After peeling the onion back a bit, S stated that her entire group got a 
zero b/c you stated that you didn’t receive the assignments.

I find it hard to believe that four students from the same group who 
completed these assignments individually and turned them in to the same person, 
mysteriously disappeared in thin air--resulting in a zero for each student.  
Isn’t this odd to you b/c it is to me.  I can see if one student assignment was
missing then you might deduct, that said student did not turn in the assignment,
but all four? Something’s fishy.

I will be visiting the school on Monday, 5 Oct to request a full investigation 
into this situation through the guidance counselor and or the Principle, unless 
the issue is resolved before then.

Please feel free to respond to this email and bring us up to speed.  

Father, 

My  response is below in another color. It is so very to be treated as a 
professional.  This student now treats me like I am a pile of dog shit I
 had to ask a colleague what to say because I was fuming.

The issue has been resolved